Now that high school is a distant memory covered in scene kid hair extensions. old Hot Topic t-shirts, and more regrets than I care to count, my skin for the most part is clear and pristine. Every so often I'll get a few breakouts here and there, but nothing too terrible. But this past week, when I woke up bright and early for work, I took one look in the mirror and was shocked to find breakouts everywhere!
Don't Look at Me is one of two new fresh face masks available from Lush (in-store only!). Inspired by the (really really bizarre) song of the same name by the band The Lovely Eggs (eggs are quite lovely, aren't they?), Don't Look At Me is an obscenely bright blue mask that smells remarkably like tomato salsa (a good thing, because who in their right mind doesn't like salsa!?). Described as "Cupcake mask for grown ups," Don't Look At Me has tons of lemon juice in it to brighten, cleanse, and soak up oil, kaolin to clean out what ails your skin, and ground rice for some awesome scrubby action.
I couldn't believe my skin's timing with the release of these once Oxford Street exclusives, so I snagged five black pots from my garbage bag full of empties (no I'm not joking) and snagged one after my shift. During a long luxurious bath, I cracked open the pot, scooped out the refreshingly blue goop, and slathered my skin with a good coat of it. Being in a hot bath, this cooled me right down and I sunk back with my book and let the mask do its task.
|Apologies for the derp face|
|Pretty sure if you threw compounder Dan in a pit with my coworkers, they'd all be fighting over him. We have a thing for beards at my shop ;)|
...terrible jokes are awesome!